Who is Jedih Obbit

“Who is Jedih Obbit?” …I thought you’d never ask…

Jedih is the only kid that had your back, even if he was your imaginary friend. Your only true pal that stood by you when you got beat up by that bully, had snot and red coming out your nose. Even though you were both out manned and out numbered, your friend Jedih still managed to muster the courage to yell out…

“You want some more of this punk, come and get some!

… then managed to help you up and run off with you quick fast hoping you would both live to fight another day!

 Jedih is You, Jedih is Me… Jedih is an Outsider, a True G, a true friend when times get tough, the best of the Kid in all of us!

Jedih is the Hero we all wanna be!

Can I take your order? 
“uhhhm, yeah, I’ll have a double order of deep fried 80’s with extra cheese please.”

Come explore with Jedih. Why? Because you need a Hero and you’ll benefit from a couple “S and Gees”

 

Jedih Obbit is a Space Samurai in well worn house slippers, eating cereal at 3 am watching the 1978 Star Wars Holiday Special

Jedih Obbit has hairy feet, Yeti breath, an invisible cloak and wears a Count Chocula mood ring… but never lived in a hole

Jedih Obbit is soda & Pop Rocks for breakfast during a Saturday After School Special on a rainy Sunday morn…

Jedih Obbit is a spooky movie in the dark, with a Scooby Doo flashlight lit under a couch and blanket fort…

Jedih Obbit is an honorary Goonie with a Evel Knievel toothbrush in blown out Fat Albert Underoos…

Jedih Obbit is the sound of Pop Rocks in your mouth while your hiding out planning a good scare…

Jedih Obbit died soon after a long fought civil war, those kind of cars don’t pass you every day…

Jedih Obbit has eatin’ enough Halloween candy to feed an elephant twice, maybe even thrice…

Jedih Obbit sometimes daydreams about what it would be like to have super powers…

Jedih Obbit  wishes that all amusement parks were open 25 hours a day and free…

Jedih Obbit knows there’s only 24 hours in a day, but summer days are longer…

Jedi Obbit loves his friends the same whether they love Trek or Wars…

Jedih Obbit knows when to holdem and knows when to foldem…

Jedih Obbit knows you gotta kick the Wolfman in the nards…

Jedih Obbit  is a bike with an old orange banana seat…

Jedih Obbit has entered and reached the Dark Tower…

Jedih Obbit is milk bubbles coming out of your nose…

Jedih Obbit showed Hoggle the way out of the maze…

Jedih Obbit is a one boy Mad, Mad Monster Party…

Jedih Obbit has been a Fat Boy and a Skinny Boy…

Jedih Obbit has a Slinky and rides a Big Wheel

Jedih Obbit knows Weird Al from Dr. Demento…

Jedih Obbit “Is not the droid your looking for”…

Jedih obbit has a crush on Pippy Long Booty…

Jedih Obbit is the Bionic Bigfoots only friend…

Jedih Obbit is bubbles in a warm bath tub…

Jedih Obbit’s heart belongs to Hobo Kelly…

Jedih Obbit will never forget  Joe Pipkin

Jedih Obbit ate Breakfast with the Club…

Jedih Obbit is a Poodoo master of none…

Jedih Obbit has the Power of the Glow…

Jedih Obbit is a Rockem Sockem Robot…

Jedih Obbit is a Jack wild of all trades…

Jedih Obbit needs the secret password…

Jedih Obbit is your favorite sneakers...

Jedih Obbit rolls Blunts like Red Man…

Jedih Obbit gonna need a bigger boat…

Jedih Obbit hacked a Speak and spell…

Jedih Obbit is the smell of Pop Tarts…

Jedih Obbit agrees with Mr. Bueller

Jedih Obbit found the Golden ticket…

Jedih Obbit has the Eye of the Tiger…

Jedih Obbit ain’t afraid of no ghost…

Jedih Obbit is a secret decoder ring…

Jedih Obbit rolled with the Bandits…

Jedih Obbit is the New Zoo Revue…

Jedih Obbit walked the railroad…

Jedih Obbit fights for his right

Jedih Obbit laughs at a good fart…

Jedih Obbit is the kid in all of us…

Jedih Obbit lives on Beat Street

Jedih Obbit says “it’s our time”…

Jedih Obbit is the Purple rain…

Jedih Obbit swam in the pool…

Jedih Obbit says stay Golden..

Jedih Obbit is a Time Bandit

Jedih Obbit knows Kung Fu...

Jedih Obbit is Good times

Jedih Obbit is you & me…

Jedih Obbit is forever…

Jedih Obbit just is…

Jedih Obbit

 

… “It’s our time!, it’s our time down here.”

      The  “Let me be me” “Disclaimer:

As you have most likely already assumed, I’m just “Me” and I  like to ramble on about life and talk about random day dreams, childhood moments and sometimes I get sidetracked and go off subject and blah , blah, blaahhh blah blah…

but hey, that’s all part my charm.. or so I’ve been told.  <(Never been told that)

(Imagine you heard an 80’s movie dog bark sound effect here)

(Jedih says enthusiastically) “Oh yeah, sorry about the barking!”

“Zip it Zilla!”

That’s just my furry lil’ pet website Blogzilla Rex…  B Zilla, Big Rex, Bizzle Zizzle, Puff Zilla, Pipkin Z, Pippy Long sizzle…

FizgigI reluctantly named him Blogzillla Rex because apparently, Fizgig was takin’  *Pfft*

Blogzilla is a moody lil’ chap and I cannot promise he wont bite, but once he gets to know you he’ll be humpin’ your leg and beggin’ for treats. (Just toss him a few bacon wrapped cat turds and he’ll be a friend for life)

 

 

             W.T.F. is this all about?

Well pardner, this here’s an uncomplicated little place where I like to collect and share random videos, story’s and other goodies from around the web. It’s all about Pop culture snacks… Kinda like munchies for your brain.

Me and Rex enjoy sharing tasty little goodies such as 80s Sci-fi and adventure movies, Vintage videos and old toy commercials… You know the kinda stuff… Vintage dookie like this.

No worry’s if it ain’t your cup of tea, but if your bored and want to waste a few spins of the old clock arms, well, you might just find some golden kernels of wacky shizz. That’s only if your not a’scared and your ready for a kooky good time.

 

         A bit about Jedih and the guys from 3D:

We like to get together and let the brain juices flow… you know, turn on the idea factory.

Musical jam sessions have been known to occur in the studio. You can also find us hanging outside with Jumbo Joe, the trusty 3D BBQ

ain’t nuthin’ like the great outdoors, a coldie and a fresh plate of Q… Makes the heart all warm and fuzzy just thinkin’ about it.

 

         Thrills, chills and M.C. skills we bring to the table:

Coming up with names for bands, movies and others projects that don’t even exist is one of our favorite pastimes.

Sometimes we even review movies, music and current pop culture stuff. < (not really, but we plan on it)

We can be all over the place man, but we have a good time and a few belly laughs while were at it.

We enjoy pondering the future as well as reminiscing on the past. I guess you could call us pop culture enthusiasts… You can call us what you like just don’t call us late for num nums!

 

 

FlynnsIf your anything like me, you get a kick out of old school commercials, wacky 80s B movies, crappy Sci-fi, Kung Fu movies, Comics, Cartoons, Obscure video games, Funny memes, epic (and even not so epic) fails and such. Oh, I almost forgot to include Burt Reynolds mustache.

Well, then that means your in like Flynn.

Yours unruly,

Jedih and the 3D boys

 

 

and so the The Funtastic Adventure begins

The Funtastic Adventure begins

Viral videos, Funny Memes, Epic fails and auto tuned everything, Where would we be without all the great Pop culture media that has effected us in such a profound way?

Well, one thing is for sure, lots of the funny memes were inspired by popular and obscure movie dialogue one liners, dumb commercials and video games. It is often fun to find out the original source of the memes that a lot of us know and love.

But without the original source there would be no remix or mashup. So we say “thanks” to the creators of memorable Pop culture media.

“This little diddy is dedicated to the story tellers.”

JedihSquad

Don’t even trip on the Monster Squad. The M. Squad is down. My boys get mad props…

But without OG heavy weights such as Mary Shelley, Bram stoker and the like… the Monster Squad might not exist.

Hats off with much respect to the kind folks that imagine, write down, record and share your story’s. Thank you for taking the time to imagine incredible things and share amazing real life experiences. Cheers to the fine people that have dedicated there time and energy to creating artistic works. keep writing and recording music, keep those Indie flicks comin’ kid!

              Where would we be without great art, music or films?

One thing is for sure, We wouldn’t be who we are today.

“In every journey comes a moment… one like no other. And in that moment, you must decide between who you are… and who you want to be.” ― J.C. Marino

Most of us have a few story’s to tell. Some are funny, others sad but a good story is a magical thing when shared properly.

Many decades brought us great art and culture but the 80s in particular brought us some great Kid adventure flicks.

The Goonies (1985)

Why it’s still cool: It’s got secret caves, Lost maps, Shuffles and Sloth.
Be warned: That line about being “our time” might put a lump in your throat.
Shout out: “Heyyyyy Youuuuu Guyyyyyyys”… lol, frickin awesome

The Breakfast Club (1985)

Why it’s still cool: it captures the cliques and pressures of the times. Done well.
Be warned: It has some intense scenes and gets emotional at times. Good stuff
Shout out: All involved… Thank you for making this gem. A life changer

The Outsiders (1983)

Why it’s still cool: It has a great texture and vibe to the film, very angst ridden.
Be warned: A few peeps get jacked up in this Bee-I-ITCH!!!
Shout out: Them are my boys, my dogs. This was the crew!

E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)

Why it’s still cool: It teaches lessons about life while keeping ‘ish fun and exciting.
Be warned: Kids been known to tear up when they see this badboy… tear jerker style
Shout out: Drew is my girl.. I loved you then and I love you know Drew!

Ghostbusters (1984)

Why it’s still cool: The wacky effects are awesome,  the jokes are still dope, Akroyd AND SLIMER?… 5 stars
Be warned: Some spooky ‘ish jumps off in this caper, whatever you do “Don’t cross the streams”.
Shout out: The whole cast, much love!!!

The Princess Bride (1987)

Why it’s still cool: It hands down has some of the funniest one liners of all time. Sick!
Be warned: this movie will burn itself into your heart and mind. It will stay with you forever.
Shout out: Andre R.I.P, they don’t makem like that anymore.

Beetlejuice (1988)

Why it’s still cool: It’s a cult classic, It’s kooky and fun as hell. A fun ride.
Be warned: Winona created a Goth explosion with this one. Big time.
Shout out: My boy B Jizzy brought the heat, Keaton is a beast.

Flight Of The Navigator (1986)

Why it’s still cool: It’s got robots and wacky creatures for days.
Be warned: It may be a turd that they spit shined, but hey its old school.
Shout out: My boy Pee Wizzle does the voice over for Max… Fresh!

BeatStreet (1984)

Why it’s still cool: The Hip Hop is dope, Sweet MCs and great battles!
Be warned: watching this flick will make you want to break out the cardboard dancefloor.
Shout out: Melle Mel, Soul Sonic Force, Afrika Bam., NYC Breakers… NUFF SAID

Gremlins (1984)

Why it’s still cool: It’s really got some cool effects and a great message.
Be warned: These grems are out to party, I’m talkin blunts, stunts and false fronts!
Shout: All them cats, Great cast… special shout out to the creature creators.

Special shout outs on a very incomplete list:

Purple Rain (A game changer)

Back to the future (no explanation needed)

Fast times at Ridgemont high (Spicolli, Lol)

The Lost Boys (Bad azz flick)

Ferris Bueller (Bueller?Bueller?)

 Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it

Vaudeville, Bigfoot and Fairies…Good stuff!

Back in the day we before YouTube and meme sites that provide us with instant satisfaction… well, wee might have had to wait a while to hear a good story. I’m talking about way back… Like frazzled Cavemen returning to tell tales by fire light of gigantic lizards and man eating plants.

Old worn Cowboys with tales of shoot outs and lost gold…

Scurvy Pirates with tales of gigantic sea monsters and mermaids a’plenty.

Long live the local pickled home town story tellers:

Let us not forget the neighborhood hero’s… The old pirates that had been out at sea to long, our beer and cheeba powered black sheep uncles and local winos that brought us the beautiful urban tales and hood story’s after a few 40’s that were to good to be true but yet somehow filled our heads and hearts with thrills, chills and possibilities.

I’m talkin’ bout old Hillbilly’s that tell stories of encounters with Bigfoot

< Lil Foot aka Fizgig

Fairiesand little English girls that saw Fairies.

The first of the five photographs, taken by Elsie Wright in 1917, shows Frances Griffiths with the alleged fairies.

Another lost art in providing stories and entertainment to the public was called Vaudeville.

“Everything I know I learned in vaudeville.”
James Cagney

At the turn of the century in America, the Wright Brothers made their first successful flight, Jack London wrote Call of the Wild, Henry Ford started his motor company, and thousands of people escaped small apartments in big cities to see the amazing acts of vaudeville. Vaudeville was made of comedians, singers, plate-spinners, ventriloquists, dancers, musicians, acrobats, animal trainers, and anyone who could keep an audience’s interest for more than three minutes. Beginning in the 1880s and through the 1920s, vaudeville was home to more than 25,000 performers, and was the most popular form of entertainment in America. From the local small-town stage to New York’s Palace Theater, vaudeville was an essential part of every community.

Throughout the 1850s and 60s, variety entertainment became popular among the frontier settlements and urban centers. These shows, intended for all-male audiences, were often obscenely comical. In 1881 Tony Pastor, a ballad and minstrel singer, created a variety show for families. Other managers recognized that a wider audience meant more money and followed his lead. With an influx of recent immigrants and quickly growing urban populations, vaudeville soon became a central point for American cultural life.   READ MORE

 

Thank you for joining Jedih Obbit and Blogzilla Rex on the start of this Funtastic adventure. Hopefully the fun will continue and if not at least you will find the rantings and ravings of me, Jedih Obbit… The last Space Cowboy.

Their might quite possibly be some funtastic story’s and outrageous tales provided along the way. Videos, Music, Photos and various contraptions will be provided.

ps. The Wolfman does have nards, true dat.

Yours Unruly,

Jedih Obbit